“Turn trash bags into Tarantulas.”
The Sci-Guys are back for more Horse Science!
Gosh, that final line may be my finest bit of comic dialogue yet. IMO.
Horse_Ebooks
SERIOUSLY.
What did your parents do for a living?
AnonymousMy mother, Painted Nail, works at a beauty salon, as a beautician.
My father, Penny Nail, was an accountant, before he retired. He still helps folks with their taxes, around this time of year.
How many drinks do I have to buy to go down on you?
AnonymousThree.~
One for me, one for you, and one for you afterwards~
RUSTY!!!!! You're spending too much time at your bar man cause I never see you around anymore. I think you need a break. ~Daft~
There’s no rest for the wicked, Daft; you know that~
Has anyone ever noticed that when someone posts a “shitstorm incoming!” thing, there’s never /actually/ a shitstorm?
Feces don’t evaporate, to then condense and pour from the atmosphere.
There’s a Water Cycle. There’s not a Shit Cycle.
Not Grounded:
Congratulations! You’re in the clear! You’ve kept up on your studies, stayed out of trouble and have followed state law to its fullest extent! You have full access to your computer, your TV and can go anywhere you please…
Hoot, it is getting harder to smuggle you vodka and cigarettes when you keep getting into so much trouble, gosh.
